1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
The envelope please:
We are going with Virgin Mobile because, sadly, they are the hippest company and as I am about ready to become a father, I'm clinging desperately to anything that makes me seem a bit cooler.