$sh, this one's for you out in KC.Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has got to be the best (or at least most elaborate) response to the flat-earthers in Kansas. My favorite paragraph from the Wikipedia site:
According to the pastafarians, the monster created the world starting with a mountain, trees and a midget, and continues to guide human affairs with his "noodly appendage." Heaven is depicted as having a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Their prayers to "Him" are typically ended by "Ramen", instead of "Amen".