We have so much work to do
From the ASU student newspaper article, "Games make binge drinking easier":
Philosophy sophomore Taylor Miller said she usually drinks alcohol three times a week, and plays beer pong once a week.
Miller said she drinks simply for the purpose of getting drunk.
"Beer pong essentially formed with the same purpose," she said. "But they're doing it faster, and they're making it funner."
Philosophy major! Oh, my.