What I Need

The "Google Need" meme seen at Scrivenings. Do a Google search for "[YourFirstName] needs" and then post the results.

Scott needs nude models. [yes, well, who doesn't?]

Scott needs me to sing his professional praise. [please, somebody recognize the genius]

Scott needs the practice. [in so, so many areas]

Scott needs a partner. [er, uhm, that one is a bit outdated]

Scott needs access to all 7 sites. [sounds vaguely Kabbalistic]

Scott needs a plan. [or at least a clue]

Scott needs a sure thing. [no comment]

SCOTT NEEDS OUR PRAYERS FOR A HEALING AND FOR HIS FAMILY. [God likes all caps because the allmighty has bad eyesight]

Scott needs to be a defensive stopper like Harrison. [it's always Harrison this, Harrison that...fuckin' Harrison. I hate him]

Scott needs to stop railing against GAAP and focus on the real problems. [like AFTO and RIIP and CLUP]

Scott needs your help with the 2005 campaign! [because he didn't even know he was running]

Scott needs to tell us what magic he performed. [ah, but you will have to wait on that one]